clubstatic "Bassline Malfunction" tshirt
When the bassline glitches, the floor listens closer.
The “Bassline Malfunction” tee isn’t about perfection — it’s about chaos turned into rhythm. It’s for the ones who know that mistakes become moments, that distortion can move bodies, and that silence right before the drop is louder than anything else.
On the surface, it’s just a shirt.
But on the inside, it’s a signal — broadcasting to the ones who live inside the low-end.
No explanation needed. The sub will translate.
Printed with distorted type, hazard-coded energy, and Clubstatic Unit insignia, this tee is a warning sign disguised as club uniform.
What it feels like to wear it:
- In the club: you’re the error everyone waits for.
- On the street: you’re walking feedback, dressed in distortion.
- In the mirror: you see the glitch that keeps the system alive.
Key Features:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
- Soft, lightweight feel with just the right amount of stretch
- Pre-shrunk fabric to hold its shape
- Side-seamed construction for a better fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability
- Front: Clubstatic Unit emblem with glitch detailing
- Back: bold “BASSLINE MALFUNCTION” graphic + coded warning text
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Sustainability Note:
This product is made especially for you once you place an order. That means slower shipping, but also smarter production: less waste, less excess, more intention. Thank you for making the future look better.
clubstatic // where errors become anthems.